TASTY PROFILE?

Buy some tough love for your online dating profile.

Expired Meat { ik-spird meet }

  • Definition

    Rotten online dating profiles that label you as “damaged goods”.

  • Usage

    He’s expired meat that even stinks through my browser.

  • Context
    • Slaughterhouse: Who needs our help?
    • Butcher’s Block: Where do we help you?
    • Meat Market: What will it include and cost?
Everyone from Cops to Hookers pay us.

Well … to pimp their online profiles. If you depended on your profile for work wouldn’t you expect the best? We tackle the hardest areas for online profile effectiveness and stop the stink.

Sound shady yet?

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Slaughterhouse

Recalls of dating profiles that represent damaged goods and should be used as an example of what not to do on your profile.

13%

Men

30%

Women

Who gets help with their dating profile?

Most people don’t slow down to offer advice to a stranger when their profile is woefully inadequate. What type of improvement could a simple objective opinion help to boost your online dating success? Browse what not to do so you can dodge making similar mistakes.

  • Pictures drive your online dating success, but these examples might make you cringe.

  • Bios should be clear, concise, and speak to your audience vs. what these people wrote for their own profile.

  • Chat with some style can overcome other profile challenges, and it can sink you fast like these examples.

Leverage our efforts to provide examples of what not to do and steer your online dating profile towards working for you vs. against your success. Now imagine what could happen if you had a team that doesn’t pull any punches when it comes to achieving your online dating goals. Explore each area for tips based upon science, strategy, and scope. View all slaughterhouse tabs

Bad Pictures

Few pictures earn this award because our selection process bypasses topical elements to ultimately arrive at the question of  “What were you thinking?”.

  1. fuzzy pictures
  2. pictures of other people
  3. not smiling
  4. not relevant pics
  5. inappropriate pictures
  6. rude pictures
  7. pictures etc. etc.
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  1. fuzzy pictures
  2. pictures of other people
  3. not smiling
  4. not relevant pics
  5. inappropriate pictures
  6. rude pictures
  7. pictures etc. etc.

Slaughterhouse

Here’s our editor’s pick for the best example of what damaged goods looks like on a online dating profile.

All sections: INTRO   PICS   BIO   CHAT   FAQS

Suggest

Help us add and remove the good, bad, and ugly profile pictures, biographies, and chats in our Slaughterhouse.

Seek

Find out where your online dating profile can become damaged goods.

Lipstick on a pig sounds delicious.

We’re not implying that you represent the precursor of bacon, but if you do we’ll help you sparkle in your best possible light, while you squeal like a pig … weeeeeeee!

Butcher’s Block

Samples of how profiles change when our team is swinging the hammer for your online profile.

309%

Average composite increase of views, contact, and dates.

Before and after samples of our profile ninja skills.

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Summary

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Pictures

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Username

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Description

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Messaging

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Results

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Before

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Summary

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Pictures

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Username

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Description

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Messaging

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Results

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Stand up against “tankassaphobia”

Summary

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Pictures

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Username

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Description

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Messaging

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Results

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Stand up against “tankassaphobia”

Summary

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Pictures

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Username

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Description

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Messaging

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Results

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TBD

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Butcher’s Block

Here’s our editor’s pick for the best example of what damaged goods looks like on a online dating profile.

All sections: INTRO   WOMEN   MEN   COUPLES  COPS  FAQS

Beckon

Help us add and remove the good, bad, and ugly profile pictures, biographies, and chats in our Slaughterhouse.

Browse

Find out where your online dating profile can become damaged goods.

Just rub some dirt on it.

Let us get our hands dirty by helping you transition your online profile from presenting you as damaged goods into something much more tasty.

Meat Market

Deals on products and services that keep your profile from being considered damaged goods.

$49 to $10,000+

Price range of our profiles

Swagger online with a new sweet-meat profile.

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  • $313
  • Discovery: Initial review, questionnaire, consultation
  • Organization: Project plan delivery, strategy presentation, customer sign off
  • Photos: 5 custom picture concepts, photographer finder, photo editing
  • Description: Custom profile description creation
  • Messaging: 3 ice-breaker messaging tactics, 9 response options
  • Multi-Site: Platform recommendations
  • Networking: Strategy
  • $637
  • Discovery: Initial review, questionnaire, consultation
  • Organization: Project plan delivery, strategy presentation, customer sign off
  • Photos: 10 custom picture concepts, photographer finder, photo editing
  • Description: Custom profile description creation
  • Messaging: 3 ice-breaker messaging tactics, 9 response options
  • Multi-Site: Platform recommendations
  • Networking: Strategy
  • $954
  • Discovery: Initial review, questionnaire, consultation
  • Organization: Project plan delivery, strategy presentation, customer sign off
  • Photos: 15 custom picture concepts, photographer finder, photo editing
  • Description: Custom profile description creation
  • Messaging: 6 ice-breaker messaging tactics, 18 response options
  • Multi-Site: Platform recommendations
  • Networking: Strategy

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  • scope
  • science
  • success

Imgs: We don’t just choose / crop images from what you already have, we show you what pictures will work for you and how to get them.

Bio: Everything from your user name to your most minute interests receive custom configuration by our team.

Chat: Enjoy personalized messaging primers that will help you drive the conversation towards your online dating goals.

TBD

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Meat Market

Here’s our editor’s pick for the best example of what damaged goods looks like on a online dating profile.

All sections: INTRO  PRODUCTS  PROCESS  PERFORMANCE   FAQs

Magnify

Help us add and remove the good, bad, and ugly profile pictures, biographies, and chats in our Slaughterhouse.

Mosey

Find out where your online dating profile can become damaged goods.

Tough love only tickles.

Boost your online profile’s success with objective feedback and improvements you’ll never hear from an online environment designed to easily pass you by.

Open Wide and Take a Bite

Have questions, but afraid the answers will chokeslam your ego?

  • Somewhere in Texas

  • Live chat = unavailable. Support is cluckin’ around.